let’s just ban marriage entirely
no one can get married
we get drunk and hold giant orgies in the streets instead
So one time I was black-out drunk and my friends told me to take a picture with some random guy. Long story short I woke up the next morning to find this on my phone
I’m trying to find the right words for this but I can’t
my dad is a cop and i just called him and he was like “hey i have a 17 year old boy in the back of my cop car right now that i’m running him to the station” and i asked if he was cute and my dad said “Hey, my daughter wants to know if you’re cute” and the guy said “i want to say yes, sir” and my dad started laughing so fucking hard
im so so glad that tauriel was created
there were about 5 little girls from about 8 to 12 years old dressed in their best elven costumes with lil ears and braids and everything at the movie today and when i came out of the theater and saw them with their families
they were all so excited and happy
one was almost shouting “she was so cool when she beat all those orcs!!”
tauriel is going to be a role model for those young ladies and im so glad for it
If you’re a “nice guy” to a girl up until you realize she doesn’t want to date you, then go on about how she’s a cold shrew that friendzoned you and how no girls date nice guys, like, nah mate, girls do date nice guys. You just aren’t a nice guy. You’re a passive aggressive beta with internalized misogyny and a serious victim complex.
i bet the first time jim caught bones checking out his ass, he didn’t say anything. didn’t bring it up. but he took every opportunity he could to “accidentally” drop something in front of bones so he had to bend over and it was worth it to hear the stutter in bones’ voice every time.