princcess:

The moment of pure panic when accidentally activating Siri in a quiet place

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

broughttoyoubytheletterq:

theleeryone:

broughttoyoubytheletterq:

*seductively* water makes me wet

you are a dude

maybe you arent aware how water works

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

cokeflow:

I’m glad people can’t read my mind cause all they’d be hearing is me saying lmao to myself

(Source: fingerblaster113, via turtlesandsherlockandpandas)

penworthy:

i read a really dark pushing daisies fanfic and now nothing is okay :((